*Wōđanaz Asgard



'*Wōđanaz Asgard', is the reciprocal of Saint Odin. He is famous for sparing villages in return for sacrifices. The universe of Asgard, where many Agafan titans reside, was named after him in his honor. He is the wisest of the reciprocals.

History
'*Wōđanaz Asgard','s first & current instance was created in 215 (as *Wōđanaz Asgard) in Scandinavia, Europe. He will die in 288 BNC (Before Nexa Crelum). He is the only reciprocal whose death date is clear. He became famous for demanding sacrifices in return for sparing villages. He is also known for befatherring Thor & many other children. He absolutely loathes a sloppy sacrifice. He even went so far as to prove lt as written in Chapter E of The Alphabet Of Manliness: "The guy tried to impale himself on a large stake, but he lost his balance & fell awkwardly on the pole, causing him to bleed all over the place... Odin was so pissed that he resurrected the man, ate him & then poked his own eye out & ate lt so he could watch the body as he digested lt & shat lt out.". He wrote many a dark haiku such as: "I murderred a man. He had a wife & eight kids. I slept peacefully.". He was even nicknamed, "The Patron Saint Of Rearranging Your Face". He also wears people's colons around his ankle after putting his foot up their asses. [Note: All of the above, up to the first credit, is taken from the Chuckdroid, Captain King Maddox's first book: The Alphabet Of Manliness. Plagiarism kicks ass, but not as much as Maddox does, so he desserves full credit.]. *Wōđanaz wrote a book called, 'The Futarion', where he rather intricately explains his origins & ancestry, all of the way up to AllFather Lifthrasir.

Current Struggle
'*Wōđanaz Asgard', alone, manns Asgard & defends lt from the Pure Evil invasion. He also defends Scandinavia, as he was created there. Unfortunately, he is not foreseen in the Destruction series & Triconovage series. He & any of his future instances is destined to die out in the next stratoera (in exactly 288 BNC) along with the other reciprocals at the hands of an unknown entity who will rise to power. Its initials are: 'NC' & lt must be very powerful. Its name is believed to be Nexa Crelum (The Next Beast).