Fabio Lanzoni

Fabio Lanzoni is the reciprocal of Fantastic Fabio. He is famous for making every female wet & having no physical limitations whatsoever. His false patriarchy are all named after him.

History
Fabio Lanzoni's first & current instance was created in 1959 (when Alfredo Perez Jr. was born) in Milan, Italy. He became famous simply for his looks. He can instantly make ANY female get wet without moving a finger. Ofcourse, he also starred in lots of shows such as Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, commercials such as I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!, books such as Fabio Fitness & movies such as The Excorcist 3. He has no physical limitations & is often quoted on that: "I'm Fabio, I can do anything.". Being the newest reciprocal, he hasn't had enough time yet to catch up to the achievements of his brethren, but he is working on lt. He hates nets & doesn't seem to be able to escape them, though he has escaped ropes. He also enjoys pocket grilling.

Current Struggle
Fabio Lanzoni, alone, manns many parts of California, Therzoquate & defends them from the Pure Evil invasion. He also defends Milan, as he was created there. Unfortunately, he is not foreseen in the Destruction series & Triconovage series. He & any of his future instances is predicted to die out in the next stratoera along with the other reciprocals at the hands of an unknown entity who will rise to power. Its initials are: 'NC' & lt must be very powerful. Its name is believed to be Nexa Crelum.